Carl Faby makes us wet!

Madam Fabi, at the June meeting, began by giving us a brief bio and having worked for the last twelve years at the Next Door homeless shelter (which, incidentally is adjacent to the lovely Case+Abst architecture firm) you would think that he would be an advocate for the homeless, but we would ask that you step back from the glue bottle and give us a moment of your time. Fabi, explained to the small group of [rabid] attendees that he started to attend Lower Polk Neighbor meetings over two years ago when he was concerned that the groups influence would lead to some fucked up ramifications for the shelter. Sounds good. She then proceeded to explain that after a wild rollercoaster ride with Carolynn Abst and her lapdogs, he was able to come to an understanding with the group and is now happy to be working along side them to improve the neighborhood. This would be stomach turn number one for this month’s meeting. Fabi, a resident of the neighborhood, went on to complain to the group about the inability of the pigs [“cops”] to stop the people using and selling drugs on his street and even more heated over the inaction of “certain adult bookstores that will go unnamed” to stop the “boys hustling” on the sidewalks in front of the stores. He’s in luck! The persecution and eventual eradication of street cultures is exactly what the LPN specialize in— however half-wittedly, Fabi fails to recognize that were the LPN ever successful in their delusions of conquest, he and his shelter would be next in the noose hanging from a freshly planted palm tree.